Request for compulsory guidance
What can't you decide?
Submit the available options. The Department will remove preference, hesitation and, where possible, joy from the process.
The Decision Department is now accepting matters you should probably have resolved yourself.
Official processing in progress
Remain where you are.
Reviewing available courses of action.
Formal objection hearing
The Department would like a word.
Unscheduled departmental procedure
Directive issued
Directive acknowledged
A minimal standard has been met.
Case status: unresolved
This is now a you problem.
Every submitted option has been formally rejected by the person who submitted it.
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Probationary Indecisive
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